View Relay "VaginaDick"

Family: 1 relay | Ken McKwarter <tor.carefully115 AT... | AS56655 | Norway | Linux

Health Status

Consensus
In Consensus (9/9 Directory Auths)
Flags
Exit, Fast, Guard, Running, Stable, V2Dir, Valid (7)
BW Verified
5/6 BW Auths Measured 272 Kbit/s Median
Stability
Not Overloaded | UP 5h 45m 15s ago | UP 100% (1M)
Reachability
IPv4: 9/9 (Directory Auths)
First Seen
1y 8mo 2w ago
BW Weight
0.02% of Network | 263 Mbit/s Observed By Relay
Version
0.4.8.21 Recommended
Issues Detected:
  • High consensus weight deviation : Large variation in Consensus Weight values across authorities (see 'Cons Wt' column in Per-Authority Details below)
    Suggestion: Consensus weight measurements vary significantly between authorities. This can affect traffic distribution. Ensure stable network connection and consistent bandwidth availability.

Connectivity and Location

Addresses
OR Address
185.181.60.204:9001
Exit Address
185.181.60.204
Reachability (Directory Authorities)
IPv4
9/9
Location
Country
Norway Norway
Interactive Map
View on Interactive Map
Autonomous System
AS Number
AS56655
AS Name
Gigahost AS (BGP.tools)

Flags and Eligibility

Current Flags (7): Exit, Guard, Stable, Fast, Running, V2Dir, Valid
Eligible Flags (6): Guard: 9/9 | Stable: 1/9 | Fast: 9/9 | HSDir: 8/9 | Running: 9/9 | V2Dir: 9/9 | Valid: 9/9 (need ≥5/9 for flag)
Eligibility Flag Vote Details
Flag Metric Status Relay Value Threshold Required
Guard WFU Meets 100.0% (DA) ≥98% (all authorities)
Time Known Meets 28.3 days (DA) ≥8 days (all authorities)
Bandwidth Meets (≥2 MB/s) 263.1 Mbit/s (R) ≥16.0 Mbit/s OR ≥80.0 Mbit/s-296.0 Mbit/s
Stable MTBF Below 28 days (DA) ≥26.6d - 45.4d (varies)
Uptime Below 0.2d (R) ≥19.1d - 19.7d (varies)
Fast Speed Meets (≥100 KB/s) 263.1 Mbit/s (R) ≥800.0 Kbit/s (guarantee) OR top 7/8
HSDir WFU Meets 100.0% (DA) ≥98.0%
Time Known Meets 28.3 days (DA) ≥1.0d (most) / 9.9d (max)

(DA) = Dir. Auth. Measured | (R) = Relay Reported
Data from Tor CollecTor (authority votes, fetched 2026-01-10 04:46:16).

Last fetch was at Sat, 10 Jan 2026 04:47:26 GMT.

Nickname
VaginaDick
Fingerprint
E29D459210EF256CF23CF87D59768C977CB75798
AROI (?)
none
Contact
Ken McKwarter <tor.carefully115 AT passmail dot net>
IPv4 Exit Policy Summary 
accept: 
  80
  443
IPv6 Exit Policy Summary 
none
Exit Policy 
reject 0.0.0.0/8:*
reject 169.254.0.0/16:*
reject 127.0.0.0/8:*
reject 192.168.0.0/16:*
reject 10.0.0.0/8:*
reject 172.16.0.0/12:*
reject 185.181.60.204:*
accept *:80
accept *:443
reject *:*
Effective Family Member: 1 
E29D459210EF256CF23CF87D59768C977CB75798
Alleged Family Members: 0 
none
Indirect Family Members: 0 
none
Bandwidth Capacity (Observed | Advertised | Rate Limit | Burst Limit)
263.05 Mbit/s | 263.05 Mbit/s| 8.59 Gbit/s| 8.59 Gbit/s  Measured
Network Participation (Consensus Weight | Guard | Middle | Exit)
0.02% | 0.01% | 0.01% | 0.05%
OR Address
185.181.60.204:9001
Exit Address
none
Dir Address
none
Country
Norway Norway
Interactive Map
View on Interactive Map
Autonomous System (AS Number | AS Name)
AS56655 | Gigahost AS (BGP.tools)
Flags: 7
Exit Exit Fast Fast Guard Guard Running Running Stable Stable V2Dir V2Dir Valid Valid
Flag Uptime (1M/6M/1Y/5Y)
Match Overall Uptime (100.0%/99.8%/89.1%/71.5%)
Uptime (1M/6M/1Y/5Y)
100.0%/99.8%/89.1%/71.5%
Uptime / Downtime
UP 5h 45m 15s ago
Seen (First | Last)
1y 8mo 2w ago (2024-04-24 13:00:00) | 1h 54m 34s ago (2026-01-10 03:00:00)
Last Restarted
5h 52m 21s ago (2026-01-09 23:02:13)
Last Changed Address or Port
2025-12-18 16:00:00
Hibernating
No
Platform (Short | Long)
Linux | Tor 0.4.8.21 on Linux
Version (Running | Recommended | Status)
0.4.8.21 | Yes | recommended

Consensus Evaluation

Data from Tor CollecTor (authority votes, fetched 2026-01-10 04:46:16).

  • Consensus Status (need ≥5/9): In Consensus — 9/9 authorities voted.
  • Flag Eligibility (need ≥5/9 for flag): Guard: 9/9 | Stable: 1/9 | Fast: 9/9 | HSDir: 8/9 | Running: 9/9 | Valid: 9/9 | V2Dir: 9/9
  • Reachability: IPv4: 9/9
  • Consensus Weight (Dir. Auth.): Median: 272.0 Kbit/s | Min: 80.0 Kbit/s | Max: 576.0 Kbit/s [Warning] High deviation
  • Identified Issues:
    • High consensus weight deviation: Large variation in Consensus Weight values across authorities (see 'Cons Wt' column in Per-Authority Details below)
      • Suggestion: Consensus weight measurements vary significantly between authorities. This can affect traffic distribution. Ensure stable network connection and consistent bandwidth availability.

Summary: Your Relay vs Consensus

Green = meets threshold, Red = below threshold, Yellow = partial.

Metric Dir Auth Measured Dir Auth Threshold Status
In Consensus (Dir. Auth.) 9/9 authorities ≥5/9 (majority) IN CONSENSUS
Running (IPv4 Reachable) 9/9 authorities reached this relay ≥5/9 (majority) RUNNING
Valid 9/9 (Running + Valid Descriptor) ≥5/9 (majority) VALID
Consensus Weight (Dir. Auth.) 272.0 Kbit/s (median) N/A (no threshold, used for path selection) —
Guard WFU (Dir. Auth., guard-wfu) 100.0% ≥98% (all authorities) MEETS
Guard TK (Dir. Auth., tk) 28.3 days ≥8 days (all authorities) MEETS
Guard BW (Relay Reported) 263.1 Mbit/s ≥16.0 Mbit/s OR ≥80.0 Mbit/s-296.0 Mbit/s MEETS - ≥2 MB/s guarantee
Stable Uptime (Relay Reported) 0.2d ≥19.1d - 19.7d (typical) BELOW - 0/9
Stable MTBF (Dir. Auth., mtbf) 28 days ≥26.6d - 45.4d (typical)
[Stricter] moria1: ≥376.2d 		BELOW - 1/9
Fast Speed (Relay Reported) 263.1 Mbit/s ≥800.0 Kbit/s (guarantee) OR ≥816.0 Kbit/s (typical)
[Stricter] moria1: ≥8.4 Mbit/s 		MEETS - ≥100 KB/s guarantee
HSDir WFU (Dir. Auth., wfu) 100.0% ≥98.0% (from all auths) PARTIAL - 8/9
HSDir TK (Dir. Auth., tk) 28.3 days ≥1.0d (8/9 auths)
[Stricter] moria1: ≥9.9d 		PARTIAL - 8/9

Per-Authority Details

Each cell shows: your measured value | authority threshold. Green = meets, red = below. Flags: green = all authorities agree, yellow = partial.

Authority Running Valid BW Scan (Authority) v4 Flags Fast (Relay|T) Guard BW (Relay|Threshold) Guard WFU (M|T) Guard TK (M|T) Stable MTBF (M|T) Stable Uptime (Relay|T) HSDir WFU (M|T) HSDir TK (M|T) Desc Published Cons Wt (Authority)
bastet (US) Yes Yes Y Yes Exit, Fast, Guard, Running, Stable, V2Dir, Valid 263.1 Mbit/s | 816.0 Kbit/s 263.1 Mbit/s | 224.0 Mbit/s OR 16.0 Mbit/s 100.0% | 98% 28.3d | 8d 25.7d | 47.0d 0.2d | 19.7d 100.0% | 98.0% 28.3d | 1.0d 2026-01-09 23:02:16 288.0 Kbit/s
dannenberg (DE) Yes Yes N Yes Exit, Fast, Guard, Running, Stable, V2Dir, Valid 263.1 Mbit/s | 816.0 Kbit/s 263.1 Mbit/s | 80.0 Mbit/s OR 16.0 Mbit/s 100.0% | 98% 28.2d | 8d 25.7d | 35.7d 0.2d | 20.2d 100.0% | 98.0% 28.2d | 1.0d 2026-01-09 23:02:16 80.0 Kbit/s
dizum (NL) Yes Yes N Yes Exit, Fast, Guard, Running, Stable, V2Dir, Valid 263.1 Mbit/s | 816.0 Kbit/s 263.1 Mbit/s | 80.0 Mbit/s OR 16.0 Mbit/s 99.9% | 98% 26.2d | 8d 22.6d | 26.6d 0.2d | 20.4d 99.9% | 98.0% 26.2d | 1.0d 2026-01-09 23:02:16 80.0 Kbit/s
faravahar (US) Yes Yes N Yes Exit, Fast, Guard, Running, Stable, V2Dir, Valid 263.1 Mbit/s | 816.0 Kbit/s 263.1 Mbit/s | 80.0 Mbit/s OR 16.0 Mbit/s 100.0% | 98% 27.8d | 8d 25.3d | 41.9d 0.2d | 19.1d 100.0% | 98.0% 27.8d | 1.0d 2026-01-09 23:02:16 80.0 Kbit/s
gabelmoo (DE) Yes Yes Y Yes Exit, Fast, Guard, Running, Stable, V2Dir, Valid 263.1 Mbit/s | 816.0 Kbit/s 263.1 Mbit/s | 288.0 Mbit/s OR 16.0 Mbit/s 100.0% | 98% 28.3d | 8d 25.7d | 45.4d 0.2d | 19.6d 100.0% | 98.0% 28.3d | 1.0d 2026-01-09 23:02:16 432.0 Kbit/s
longclaw (US) Yes Yes Y Yes Exit, Fast, Guard, Running, Stable, V2Dir, Valid 263.1 Mbit/s | 816.0 Kbit/s 263.1 Mbit/s | 80.0 Mbit/s OR 16.0 Mbit/s 100.0% | 98% 27.9d | 8d 25.5d | 48.7d 0.2d | 19.5d 100.0% | 98.0% 27.9d | 1.0d 2026-01-09 23:02:16 80.0 Kbit/s
maatuska (SE) Yes Yes Y Yes Exit, Fast, Guard, Running, Stable, V2Dir, Valid 263.1 Mbit/s | 816.0 Kbit/s 263.1 Mbit/s | 296.0 Mbit/s OR 16.0 Mbit/s 100.0% | 98% 27.7d | 8d 25.2d | 42.3d 0.2d | 19.4d 100.0% | 98.0% 27.7d | 1.0d 2026-01-09 23:02:16 576.0 Kbit/s
moria1 (US) Yes Yes Y Yes Exit, Fast, Guard, Running, Stable, V2Dir, Valid 263.1 Mbit/s | 8.4 Mbit/s 263.1 Mbit/s | 232.0 Mbit/s OR 16.0 Mbit/s 99.9% | 98% 9.5d | 8d 1873.6d | 376.2d 0.2d | 20.4d 99.9% | 98.0% 9.5d | 9.9d 2026-01-09 23:02:16 272.0 Kbit/s
tor26 (AT) Yes Yes Y Yes Exit, Fast, Guard, Running, Stable, V2Dir, Valid 263.1 Mbit/s | 816.0 Kbit/s 263.1 Mbit/s | 272.0 Mbit/s OR 16.0 Mbit/s 100.0% | 98% 28.0d | 8d 25.6d | 51.8d 0.2d | 19.7d 100.0% | 98.0% 28.0d | 1.0d 2026-01-09 23:02:16 344.0 Kbit/s

— = not tested/available • Format: relay value | authority threshold • WFU = Weighted Fractional Uptime • TK = Time Known

Bandwidth Values Explained:
Relay Reported = Your relay's self-reported bandwidth from its descriptor (observed_bandwidth). Used for flag eligibility (Guard, Fast).
Authority Measured = Bandwidth measured by authority's sbws scanner. Used for consensus weight (path selection probability).
Why different? Authorities verify your reported bandwidth independently. 6 of 9 authorities run bandwidth scanners; 3 use relay-reported values directly.
Stable Uptime (Two Data Sources):
Relay Uptime = From Onionoo API (last_restarted field). This is your relay's self-reported uptime from its descriptor. Same value for all authorities.
Authority Threshold = From CollecTor vote files (flag-thresholds stable-uptime). Each authority may have different thresholds.
Why two sources? Vote files contain authority thresholds but not per-relay uptime values. Onionoo aggregates relay descriptors which include uptime.